nonplussedbyreligion: The 13 most absurd objects Jesus has ever appeared on. 1) Crappy Christ Apparently when Christians say “Jesus is everywhere,”  they mean “especially the stupidest places possible.” These lesser-known Christ sightings from around the country may still look like miracles to you, but we just see an attention-starved deity who’s weirdly obsessed with useless household crap. Check out this slew of random objects to see for yourself, and be sure to let us know if the Son of God ever shows up on your toilet brush or something. 2) Perfect For Wrinkled Suits, Souls 3) The Tip Line Just Says ‘Repent’ 4) Let He Who is Without Sin Cast the First Pepperoni  5) Give Me a Break, Jesus 6) A Spoonful of Savior 7) The Prince of Potassium 8) Water Damage Into Wine Damage 9) 2% Jesus 10) Cocktail Sauce Communion 11) Fish Stick That Could Feed Five-Thousand People 12) Chester Cheesus 13) Congratulations, It’s a Crucifix! Via Happy Place Most of them look more like George Harrison.

nonplussedbyreligion:

The 13 most absurd objects Jesus has ever appeared on.

1) Crappy Christ

Apparently when Christians say “Jesus is everywhere,”  they mean “especially the stupidest places possible.” These lesser-known Christ sightings from around the country may still look like miracles to you, but we just see an attention-starved deity who’s weirdly obsessed with useless household crap. Check out this slew of random objects to see for yourself, and be sure to let us know if the Son of God ever shows up on your toilet brush or something.

2) Perfect For Wrinkled Suits, Souls

3) The Tip Line Just Says ‘Repent’

4) Let He Who is Without Sin Cast the First Pepperoni 

5) Give Me a Break, Jesus

6) A Spoonful of Savior

7) The Prince of Potassium

8) Water Damage Into Wine Damage

9) 2% Jesus


10) Cocktail Sauce Communion

11) Fish Stick That Could Feed Five-Thousand People


12) Chester Cheesus


13) Congratulations, It’s a Crucifix!

Via Happy Place

Most of them look more like George Harrison.

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